andreaparty: best party ever!

bacon-wrapped hot dogs will always remind me of new year’s eve 1999 because my brother, cousin, aunt, and i spent new year’s eve in pasadena — camped out in the street, waiting for the rose parade to start first thing in the morning.

if my memory serves me — at around 11:45, vendors come out and sell these beauties for $1 each. we all bought four or five of them, eating two — and throwing the rest at cars driving by, followed only by cream-filled tortillas. have you ever thrown food at a car before? when you’re 12, throwing food at cars makes you feel like a total rebellious bad-ass.

gluttonyisabliss: bacon-wrapped hot dogs

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I AM LEAVING IN 2 DAYS!

it still hasn’t completely hit me yet that i’m leaving the country on wednesday and not coming back until christmas holiday. i haven’t even started packing yet, is that bad?

this shattering door is blowing my mind in so many ways that i think i might need to lay down for a minute before my brains start leaking out of my ears.

teaim: Argentinean artist Leandro Erlich has updated his website with his latest work Shattering Door — view his portfolio of artwork here.

holy freakin’ adorable, batman! — (via fuckyeahhappy)

Ghostland Observatory - Stranger Lover

a strange kind of lover, a different kind of lover,
the kind of lover you don’t want to just discover.

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san francisco is such a wacky place. it’s kind of like your eclectic 3rd cousin with a couple of cats and a few of odd jobs here and there as a masseuse or a panhandler.

yeah, don’t worry about it, but i think i just compared san francisco to phoebe buffay.

caro: lombard st. in san francisco turned into giant game of candyland.

graffiti artist steve powers and a team of youth from west philadelphia are painting a series of rooftops and walls from 63rd to 45th street.

it’s called “a love letter for you” — from west philadelphia with love to west philadelphia, meant for one but with meaning for all.

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this is brilliant, i say! — (via theduty)

in grammar school, i had to memorize the preamble to the constitution in order to pass 5th grade history. i also had to remember, in alphabetical order, all of the prepositions.

why, you ask? because my teacher was too lazy to make up her own lesson plans, that’s why. i might sound a little bitter about the 5th grade, but that’s because i am.

thedailywhat:

Mike Wilkins: “Preamble” — the preamble to the United States’ Constitution spelled out using vanity plate-speak (via).

this web-personifier searches the web for all traces of you based on your first and last name and tells you, based on those traces, what your persona (your e-personality, if you will) is.

the internet thinks that i’m famous (clearly, very true), athletic (obviously), and exceptional at nondescript management (fair enough) — check it out here.

GPOYW: the “grainy, blurry, myspace” edition. i drove 88 mph in my delorean and went back to 2003 when mirror-shots were considered “artistic.”

the only thing that could possibly make this card any better (and perhaps even bigger of an asshole) is having a picture of two thumbs up on the inside.

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